What if God Smoked Cannabis?
music by Joan Osborne

Intro: Em C G D (2x)

   Em             C  G             D
If God had long hair   and dark sunglasses
         Em           C   G               D
Covering up his red eyes,   and he looked spaced out
          Em        C    G             D
Would you buy his story,   would you believe
             Em           C        G D
That he just had an eye infection?

     C           D
And, yeah, yeah, God looks baked
C           D
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
C           D
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

        Em         C         G D
What if God smoked Cannabis?
        Em         C         G D
Hit the bong like some of us?
        Em       C        G 
Drove a tie-dyed microbus?
          D                  Em    C G D
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?

     Em              C   G          D
When God made this place   in the beginning
       Em          C   G           D
Did he plant any seeds,  or did he put them there for
Em         C G                D
Adam and Eve   so they'd have munchies
        Em           C         G             D
For the apple on the tree, and so theyÕd be horny?

    C           D
And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
C           D
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
C           D
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

        Em         C         G D
What if God smoked Cannabis?
          Em      C          G D
Do you suppose he had a buzz
        Em       C        G 
When he made the platypus?
           D              Em       C G
When he created Earth our    home?
             D                Em     C  G
Does he like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
           D                  C (sustain)
And do you think he rolls his own

Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints come marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bone