Smellycat
ostensibly by Phoebe Buffay

E          A          D             E
Smellycat, Smellycat, what are they feeding you?
E          A          D             E
Smellycat, Smellycat, it's not your fault


E                   A
They won't take you to the vet
       D                   E
You're obviously not their favorite pet
                        A
You may not be a bed of roses
           D                       E
And you're no friend to those with noses


Repeat ad lib