My Wife John Entwistle (The Who) Intro: A G-G-G (2x) A F D My life's in jeopardy, murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be C D A I ain't been home since Friday night and now my wife is coming after me Bm F D Give me police protection, gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one C F E Give me a bodyguard, a back belt Judo expert with a machine gun A G-G-G (2x) A F Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane D When she catches up with me, won't be no time to explain C D She thinks I've been with another woman, and that's enough A To send her half insane Bm F D Gonna buy a fast car put on my lead boots and take a long, long drive C F E I may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alive D E A Bm All I did was have a bit too much to drink and I picked the wrong precinct D E A G-G-G A G-G-G Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think Repeat verse 2 D E A Bm And I'm oh so tired of running, gonna lay down on the floor D E A G-G-G A G-G-G I gotta rest some time so I can get to run some more A G-G-G A G-G-G A G-G-G A G-G-G She's comin'! She's comin'! She's comin'! A (sustain)