Everybody Loves Me, Baby Don McLean Intro: |G Em |C D | (2x) G Em C D7 Fortune has me well in hand, armies await my command Am7 D7 C G Em G D My gold lies in a foreign land, buried deep beneath the sand G Em C D7 Angels guide my every tread, my enemies are sick or dead Am7 D7 C G Em G D But all the victories I've led haven't brought you to my bed G Em C D7 Everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you? Am7 D7 G C G D Won't you tell me what did I do to offend you? G Em C D7 Everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you? Am7 D7 G C G Won't you tell me what did I do to offend you? G Em C D7 The purest race I've bred for thee, to live in my democracy Am7 D7 C G Em G D The highest human pedigree awaits your first-born boy, baby G Em C D7 My face on every coin engraved, the anarchists are all enslaved Am7 D7 C G Em G D My own flag is forever waved by grateful people I have saved Refrain G Em C D7 No land is beyond my claim when land is seized in the people's name Am7 D7 C G Em G D By evil men who rob and maim, if war is hell, I'm not to blame G Em C D7 Why you can't blame me, I'm heaven's child, I'm the second son of Mary mild Am7 D7 C G Em G D I'm twice removed from Oscar Wilde, and he didn't mind, he just smiled Refrain G Em C D7 The ocean parts when I walk through, clouds dissolve, the sky turns blue Am7 D7 C G Em G D I'm held in very great value by everyone I meet but you G Em C D7 I've used my talents as I could, I've done some bad, I've done some good Am7 D7 I did a whole lot better than they thought I would, so C G Em G D Come on and treat me like you should! Refrain