Dear Doctor Jagger/Richards E Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged E A7 There's a pain where there once was a heart E D A It's sleepin', it's a-beatin', can't ya please tear it out E B E And preserve it right there in that jar? E Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ning E A7 It's today that's the day of the plunge E D A Oh the gal I'm to marry is a bow-legged sow E B E I've been soakin' up drink like a sponge E "Don't ya worry, get dressed" cried my mother E A7 As she plied me with bourbon so sour E D A Pull your socks up, put your suit on, comb your long hair down E B E For you will be wed in the hour Repeat verse 1 Break E I was tremblin' as I put on my jacket E A7 It had creases as sharp as a knife E D A I put the ring in my pocket, but there was a note E B E And my heart it jumped into my mouth E It read, "Darlin', I'm sorry to hurt you E A7 But I've no courage to speak to your face E D A I'm down in Virginia with your cousin Lou E B E There will be no wedding today" E So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged E A7 Can you put back my heart in its hole? E D A Oh mama, I'm cryin' tears of relief E B E And my pulse is now under control