Big Ten-Inch Record
Fred Weismantel (as done by Aerosmith)

Intro: E7

D7                      
Got me the strangest woman   
  A
Believe me this chick's no cinch 
      D7
But I really get her goin'
       E7
When I get out my big ten-inch

            D7
Record of a band that plays the blues
       A
Of a band that plays the blues
E7
She just loves my big ten-inch
                          A
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave her just a little pinch
But she said "Now stop that jivin'
And whip out your big ten-inch"

Refrain

I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited 
And she goes for my big ten-inch

Refrain
Break (verse chords)

My gal don't go for smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
Except for my big ten-inch

Refrain (end on A7)


"I was listening to a tape of Dr. Demento given me by an old friend of ours called Zonk, and I heard this song, which is originally from like 1936. The big rumor is that I say, 'Suck on my big 10 inch' on the record. I don't. I'm saying 'cept' - as in except - not 'suck.' But no one in the whole world believes me."
                                                 -Steven Tyler