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Lazy Cakes Evening: Mission Aborted!

11 Aug

Well, so much for my Lazy Cakes evening experiment. 

I just realized I didn’t include a link to the Lazy Cakes site in the last post, thus, I Googled ‘Lazy Cakes’ so I could get the URL and edit the post. 

Lo and behold, my Google search revealed new info released last week: Lazy Cakes have been deemed unsafe by the FDA and are in danger of being seized from shelves if their manufacturer, HBB LLC, does not recall the product! 

According to a NY Daily News report, “Michael Roosevelt of the FDA said the agency is not aware of data that establishes the safety of melatonin for use as an ingredient in foods. He cited medical research that has shown concerns about potential reproductive, cardiovascular, ocular and neurological issues as side effects of using the drug.”

Melatonin is what puts the lazy in lazy cakes, by the way. 

The original Lazy Cakes web site has been disabled. Now, the product name has been changed to Lazy Larry, complete with new web site

SCANDAL!!!

Look, I’m not a huge fan of the FDA, but I think I’ll go ahead and skip this experiment, regardless. 

Borrrr-ing! 

Guess Who’s Having a Lazy Evening?

11 Aug

That’s right, dahling: I finally got my hands on some Lazy Cakes!

Naturally, I’ll wait to try this until all my daily duties are complete. 

You’ll have a full report tomorrow. 

Fab Alert!

7 Apr

Ohhhmyyygawwwd, it’s Lazy Cakes Relaxation Brownies!

What are Lazy Cakes, exactly? According to the Lazy Cakes site:

Relaxing. It’s what we’re all about. We think the secret to a long life is being laid back and Lazy Cakes is the way to do it. Easing you down with natural ingredients like Valerian Root and Rose Hips while utilizing Melatonin, a substance your body makes naturally to help you relax. All this magic is baked in a delicious chocolate brownie to put a smile on your face.

These brownies aren’t for kids or pregnant women. You also shouldn’t drive heavy machinery after eating them.

This is, literally, fall-on-the-floor fabulous. Order Lazy Cakes here.


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